The 5 tube stations with the silliest names (zones 1-3)

I haven't looked at the tube map yet. I'm delaying the pleasure. It's part of the adventure...

There's a time soon where I know I'm going to feel bad, so I came up with a plan to help me to avoid this.

Here's the plan for distraction-from-feeling-bad, on likely-to-feel-bad night.

Find the 5 tube stations with the silliest names. These will have to be in zones 1-3, for practical and financial reasons. To visit the 5 silliest-named places on one night, it's best if they're not too far away. The main reason is that I have a zone 1-3 monthly travel card. I don't want to be bothered with zone extensions.

When I've located the 5 silliest named tube stations, I will plan a route, deciding the best order to get to them all. This will not be a silly order, it will be sensible.

When I reach the silly-named destination I'll explore until I find a pub, or else a cafe, and once there I'll have a drink, and make a sticker. The sticker can be anything. This can (and probably will) be silly.

Then I'll stick the sticker somewhere at the silly-named tube station, and move on to the next. When 5 silly destinations have been visited, and 5 silly stickers stuck I'll go home to Tooting Bec.

I've realised that this game is likely to involve me drinking 5 pints. That's ok.

I expect Steve will come too, but he doesn't have to. And I told him he can make stickers too if he likes, I'm not sure he will.

There's a chance that this stickering adventure will take place tomorrow night, but I hope not, as that's the office Christmas party. It will most likely be on the 15th.

Hmm, I've never been to Pudding Mill Lane...